This is a very special olive oil, we are assured, for it is infused with 24 karat gold flakes.
I am crestfallen. How could I have lived a full life without this luxury olive oil, complete with hand crafted wooden box, exquisite glass bottle, and get this: a card of ownership attesting to my good taste and furthermore, allowing me the privilege of buying a plain Jane refill bottle. You also have an invitation to visit the Isle of Hvar where this oil is crafted.
Here is an illustration. You may wish to shield your eyes against the glory.
I haven't looked at the price. Probably, if you have to ask, you can't afford it. I would have to walk the roadways, collecting aluminum cans for the rest of my life to afford this precious Golden Fluid. Maybe I can have a bake sale or two.
Perhaps I can start a fund for me, the underprivileged, and you, my loyal readers, can send donations to my PayPal account.
Wait, wait! Just a little more of this nonsense. How could anyone resist What's In The Box?
2 dcl of extra virgin olive oil with 24-karat edible gold flakes...
A handmade wooden box with a lock
An owner’s card with a unique item number
A serving glove and an anti-dust bag
I shall say no more.